"Selective Hearing" joke

What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah,
NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

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