"Seniors" joke

A very self-important college freshman attending a
recent football game, took it upon himself to
explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different, actually almost
primitive, world," the student said, loud enough for
the whole crowd to hear. "The young people of today
grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,
man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited
Mars... We even have nuclear energy, electric and
hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
.... and,". pausing to take another drink of beer..
The Senior took advantage of the break in the
student's litany, and said, "You're right, Son. We
didn't have those things when we were young....... so
we invented them. Now, you arrogant little brat,
what are you doing for the next generation?"
I love senior citizens!!!