"Shakespearian Computer Story" joke
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly. Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom? Alack! Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover. Behold beta beauty in a keyboard's keen kindness. Now yet torment thy melancholy hardwareBy always vexing the amorous flameOf thine model motherboard. This tyrant widget conceals scuzzy gamesAnd pleasure treasured dear: Then kiss me. Celestial evil's idolatrous template within AOLWill deceive some cybersex usersAnd email "cancel our service." Tis a rare tongueThat many maiden bugs command, Revealing bounteous distress, Trashing bold memory: Click and crash gloriously. Weep not, beauteous Microsoft! Hereafter reboot.
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