"Shall We Do 69?" joke

After a long, tiring day at the office a husband arrived home to find his wife in her sexiest lingerie, glasses of wine in hand, waiting for him.
She took his briefcase from him and led him to the couch, where she proceeded to help make him more comfortable.
"How should we do it tonight, darling?" she asked seductively. "Shall we do 69?"
"Not tonight, honey, I'm really tired. How about 68 instead?" he replied.
"Huh? What's 68?" she asked with a puzzled look.
"You do me, and I'll owe you one," he replied.

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