"Ship's Log" joke

The first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captain's turn to write in the ship's log so he wrote: "The first mate was drunk today."

He begged and plead the captain to remove that entry, but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the ship's log it couldn't be deleted. Being unable to get clean, the first mate decided to get even.

The next time it was the first mate's turn to write the log, he wrote: "The captain was sober today."

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