"Shoes That Match" joke

John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their wedding vows, so they planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.Nancy replied, "Silver."At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep, silver...to match her hair."Shooting a glaring look at John's head, Nancy's friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot?"

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