"Shoot the Monitor" joke

Admit it. You've threatened to shoot your computer monitor with a M-16 before. Maybe it wasn't a M-16. Well, I finally decided to take up on my threat. But I couldn't get a hold of an M-16. Apparently my criminal record played a part. I had to make do with a baseball bat. Busting my monitor open wasn't as fullfilling as I had hoped. So I dropped it out of a window at a car. Even though I missed, I had fun. The ride to the police station was fun, too, but the sirens are loud.

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