"Shopping For A Bra" joke
An extremely flat-chested woman decided she needed a bra, so she set out to the shopping mall in search of one in her size.
Her first stop was at an upscale department store, where she approached the saleslady in lingerie and asked, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she was rebuffed in much the same manner.
After trying a third department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove over to Walmart.
Stomping up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned her blouse, threw it open and yelled, "Do you have anything for this?"
The clerk looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
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