"Shopping For Goods" joke

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’? ” she asked.
“Well, no, ” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children. ”
“Is that a record? ” she inquired.
“I don’t think so, ” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get. ”

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