"Shopping for goods" joke

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you have' Eyes of Blue' and' A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

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