"Short Christmas Joke" joke

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D"! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty !

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