"Short Halloween Jokes 13" joke

Q: What kind of coffee does Count Dracula drink?
A: Decoffinated
Q: Why couldn't the witch have babies?
A: because her husben had a holloweeny
Q: WHY DID THE SKELETON BURP?
A: BECAUSE HE HAD NO GUTS TO FART.

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