"Short Jokes" joke

What do you call the Explorer who was caught and eaten by cannibles?
CAPTAIN COOKED
What do you call a cake you can give to mice?
CHEESE CAKE
What do you call a machine for counting cows?
COWCULATOR
What do you call a man who corrects examination papers?
MARK
What do you call a girl who likes to cook in the garden?
BARBIE

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