"Short Jokes 1" joke

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A2: By doing the splits.
6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
15. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymen lick Maneuver.
16. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
17. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.