"Short Jokes 16" joke

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick!

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.

Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)