"Short Jokes 2" joke

Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.

Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this? "
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally. Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.

Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper