"Short Jokes 3" joke

11) A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.
Doctor: "All right! I'm coming soon, But what are you doing in the mean time?"
Man: "I'm using a pencil".
12) A little girl went to the school for the first time. Her Teacher told her that if
she wanted to go to the Toilet she should raise her index finger. The girl looked
puzzled and asked, "How that's going to stop it?"
13) Sita: "How old is your Sister?"
Geeta: "Twenty five"
Sita: "But she says that she is twenty"
Geeta: "She is also right, She learnt counting only at the age of five".
14) Teacher: "Why is honesty the best policy?"
Student: "Because there is hardly any competition".
15) Nurse: "Wake up man"
Patient: "Why what's the matter"
Nurse: "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills".