"Short Mouse Jokes" joke

Q: What do mice do when they're at home?
A: Mousework!
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A:' Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A: A mouse organ!
Q: Why do mice have long tails?
A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose!
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q: Where do hamsters come from?
A: Hamsterdam!
Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record?
A: What's up Pussycat!
Q: Why do mice need oiling?
A: Because they squeak!
Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A:' Eyes down for a full mouse'!