"Short Programmers Jokes 1" joke

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31


How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."


A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
"G. O. O. D" answered his wife.

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