"Short Valentine's Day Jokes 1" joke

Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

A: Because it's all heart.

Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?

A: You send me.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?

A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: What is a ram's favorite song?

A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?

A: Nothing, it shuts up.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

A: You get buttered up.

Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?

A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?

A: Antelope.