"Shotgun Wedding" joke

"Your Honor," the young man said, "I would like to get married."
"All right, young man, how old are you?"
"I'm 23, sir," the young man replied.
"And the age of the bride?"
"She's 15, sir," he answered.
"What? 15??? That's far too young! Marrying her would be against the law!"
"Sir, would you mind explaining that to her daddy standing over there with the shotgun?!?" exclaimed the young man.

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