"Shouting His Prayers" joke

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' home. At bedtime, they were kneeling beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest boy began to pray at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BIKE. I PRAY FOR A NEW GAMEBOY ADVANCE. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER... "
His older brother nudged him and asked, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf, you know."
"I know," replied his little brother, "but grandma is!"

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