"Show Me" joke
...where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot....the first Presidents dentures and I'll show you the George Washington Bridge....a pharaoh who ate crackers in bed and I'll show you a crummy mummy....a squirrels nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite....Santa's helpers and I'll show you subordinate clauses....a famous surgeon and I'll show you a big operator....a cat which just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sour puss....a cross between a fox and a mink and I'll show you a fink....a one word commercial and I'll show you an adverb....a famous composer's liquor cabinet and I'll show you Beethoven's Fifth....Eve's perfume and I'll show you Adam's balm....a man convicted of two crimes and I'll show you a compound sentence....a singing beetle and I'll show you a humbug....two dozen satisfied rabbits and I'll show you 24 carats....a burned out post-office and I'll show you a case of blackmail....a young lad's bed and I'll show you a boy cot....a workman who dismantles a roof and I'll show you an eavesdropper....a cross between a fox and a mule and I'll show you a fool....a stolen sausage and I'll show you a missing link....a healed shaving scar and I'll show you an old nick....a man who's afraid of Christmas and I'll show you a Noel Coward....a magicians notebook and I'll show you a spellbinder....a golden anniversary and I'll show you a case of high-fidelity....a diminutive barber and I'll show you a shortcut....a girl who shuns miniskirts and I'll show you a hemlock....a toddler caught playing in the mud and I'll show you grime and punishment....a low cut dress and I'll show you a cold shoulder....a gang of beggars and I'll show you a ragtime band....an arrogant insect and I'll show you a cocky roach....a violin maker and I'll show you a man with guts....me filibustering senator and I'll show you a figure of speech....a swine in the rain and I'll show you a hogwash....a tall beachcomber and I'll show you a long shoreman.
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