"Shrinking Business" joke

A garment shop put a hoarding to advertise the durability of its goods. It read: "Dada khareedey, pota bartey -grandpa buys it, grandson wears it."
An old man brought a shirt from the shop. After a few days he came back and complained that after the first wash the shirt had shrunk so much that he could not wear it. "That advertisement is totally false," he said.
"Not at all, Sir," replied the shopkeeper. "You gave it one wash, it became the right size for your son. Your son will wear it for a few days and give it a second wash. Then it will fit your grandson."

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