"Side Effects" joke

While performing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's testicles. Determined to avoid a malpractice suit, he replaced the missing testicle with an onion.
Several weeks later, the man returned to the doctor for his post-surgery check-up.
"How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.
"It's pretty good," the man replied, "but I've been experiencing some strange side effects."
"What kind of side effects?" the doctor inquired nervously.
"Well, whenever I pee, my eyes water," the man explained. "When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets hearburn, and any time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."

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