"Sign posts" joke
* At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. * On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte. * In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. * In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs. * In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken. * In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. * On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) * Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
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