"Signs And Notices 11" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on an asphalt truck: “Let us fill your crack! ”
Office sign: “Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome. ”
Sign at a muffler shop: “No muff too tough for us! ”
Sign on a government issue car: “Fulton county disaster coordinator. ”
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! “To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted. ”
Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Sign in a Leipzig elevator: “Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. ”
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