"Signs And Notices 20" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.
Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
Sign on a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn’t work)
Sign at Norfolk farm gate: Beware! i shoot every tenth trespasser and the ninth one has just left
Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor
Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also
Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
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