"Signs And Notices 21" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: “If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police. ”
In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey “Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. ”
Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah: “Rest Area Next Right” - the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery.
A sign in the local opportunity shop says, “If your going to steal, then smile for the camera. ”
While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read “Will work for food. ” If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read “Now hiring. ”
At an office: “This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. ”
Seen on a billboard along a highway: “Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education. ”
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