"Signs That Childhood Is Over" joke
*Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.*Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.*The average 10-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.*Being bad is no longer cool.*You have friends who have kids.*Saturday mornings are for sleeping.*You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.*Your parents' jokes are now funny.*You once said, "What-chu talkin'' bout Willis?" *You have owned, and since disowned, Michael Jackson's "Thriller."*You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.*Naps are good.*You once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever."*When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"*You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.*You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.*You want clothes for Christmas.*You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.*You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it's a shot of you from behind.
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