"Signs You Might Be A Redneck Jedi" joke

You're able to easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You've heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all".
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have a relative that closely resembles Chewbacca.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of beer.
If you hear... "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."