"Signs you are a loser" joke
1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it. 2. All the numbers in your little black book start with “1-900. ” 3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club. 4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep. 5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of “pillow talk. ” 6. Your personal ad reads: “Seeking Anybody. ” 7. Next to your name in the phone directory, the phone number is replaced with the phrase “Who cares? ” 8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers. 9. The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric, “Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. ” 10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.
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