"Signs your cow has mad-cow #3" joke

Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar". Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows. Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose. You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago. Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds. Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.

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