"Sing What Comes To Mind" joke
One Sunday a minister announced that he had laryngitis and wouldn't be able to preach that day, but what he would do instead was say a few words and the congregation would then sing the first hymn that came to mind.
"Jesus," the minister whispered.
Within moments the congregation started singing, "Jesus Loves Me."
"God," whispered the minister.
The congregation started to sing, "How Great Thou Art."
"Roses," the minister whispered.
This prompted the congregation to start singing, "In The Garden."
This one-word, one-hymn game continued for a few more minutes until the minister whispered, "Sex."
The congregation fell deathly silent. Many of the parishioners began looking around to see the reaction of others to the minister's last word. Everyone remained silent, until one brave soul, an elderly woman sitting in the back, cleared her throat and began to sing as loud as she could... "Precious moments, how they linger... "
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