"Skipping" joke

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds. ”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing! ” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions? ”
The blonde nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. ”
“From hunger, you mean? ” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping, ” replied the blonde.

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