"Slip Of The Tongue" joke

A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out' I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!"

The man continues, "What's your story?"

The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife,' Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said,' You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"

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