"Slippers" joke

John has a bad back so he asks Tom if he will get his slippers for him from upstairs. Tom goes upstairs and finds twins lying on Johns bed, the girls ask Tom what he is doin and he replies "John has just sent me up here to shag you right now". They say that they dont believe him so he say "ill prove it" and shouts down to John "Both of them mate" John shouts back "what use is fuking one".

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