"Slippery" joke

Fred had just came back from a hiking trip, when his friend, George, asked how it was.
"It was great!" said Fred, except on my way home I accidentally awoke a lion....it started chasing me....at one time he was so close, that I could feel his breath on my neck, but then he slipped! He caught up again, and I could smell his foul breath right behind me, but he slipped again! Then he was so close, his paw reached out, inches away from my shoulders. Yet he slipped, for the third time! That is when I spotted a car and got a ride back here!"
"Wow!", says George, "If that happened to me I would Have wet my pants!!" Fred looks at him and says
"What do you think the lion kept slipping on?"

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