"Sloppy socks" joke

a teenage couple are getting ready to have a sleep over the boy tells his girl "my brother sleeps in the same bunkbed". they plan a code if she wants it harder she should say lettuce and if she wants it faster she should say tomato and go to bed.
later they check to see if his brother is asleep and he slips himself inside her after a little while the only sounds in the room are groans "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato". then the younger brother wakes up and says "can you two stop making sandwiches up there cause you are covering me in mayonnaise.

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