"Slut that gives head while singing the national anthem" joke
This pimp needed the best slut he could find for a special, perverse client, So he went to each of his whores, trying to find out who had the most talent.
He went up to this one slut and asked, "What can you do that is special?" She replied, "I can give you head for 3 hours straight!" Well, the pimp didn't want his client dick to get sore, so he went to another girl. He asked the same question. She replied "I can get 2 fingers and 3 dicks in my cunt all at once!" That still wasn't good enough for the pimp. He went to a third slut and asked the same question. She replied, "I can give head while singing the national anthem all at the same time!" The pimp was impressed by this so they went back to his house. The girl ripped off both of their clothes and turned off the light. She started giving him head and singing at the same time. The pimp was amazed, "Wow you have some real talent", he said. She said, "Thanks but don't turn on the light until I say so!" The pimp thought this was strange so he turned on the light and thats when he saw the slut's glass eye sitting on the nightstand!!!
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