"Smile for God" joke
When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year old daughter who would be walking the 3 blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Glimpsing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining enthusiastically, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!"
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials; So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said more...
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks him what him, "What are those between your legs?"
"Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.
Impressed, the girl then tells this to her more...
My son just got his B.A. and now he wants to go for a Ph.D. Frankly...I think he should get a J.O.B.