"Snowman In The Summer" joke

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does a snowman's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!

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