"Software Conversation" joke

Husband (Returning late from work ): "Good Evening Dear, I'm
now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning?
Husband: Erroneous syntax.. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: By Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use... Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.
Wife: What is the relation between u and your Receptionist?
Husband: Only user in my WRITE group.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.