"Software Engineer Husband" joke

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan! forget it where`s your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close. Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.