"Some quick name riddles (sick)" joke

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and a woman with no arms
and no legs on a grill?
A: Frank and Patty

Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu (Stew)

Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Q: Why did they stop the leper poker game?
A: Someone threw down their hand.