"Special Pill" joke
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He says to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night at dinner she does.
About a week later she's back at the Dr. and Says "Dr. the pill worked great. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, throws the table out of the way, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the floor."
The doctor says, I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.
Naah she says, that's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway......
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