"Speed Limit" joke
Aman was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he? d outpace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car? s speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket. The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said:? Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I? ll let you go.? The man thought for a moment and said:? Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me.? No ticket.
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