"Sperm sample" joke
The CEO arrived for his appointment with the urologist who informed him he'd need a sperm sample. The doctor told him to go into room four. When he entered the room, he was floored by two gorgeous, topless women. With a smile, they beckoned him to a table, undressed him, then began to stimulated him to the largest emission of his life.
With a smile and a huge sperm sample, the CEO walked out of the room. Realizing he had to take a leak, he opened to door to what he thought was the bathroom and closed it quickly when he realized he'd made a mistake, since there was a guy in there whacking off to a beat up copy of Hustler. He opened a second door and saw a guy getting off to a Playboy centerfold
Just then the doctor came down the hall. The CEO gestured to the rooms with magzines and said, "What's with those guys?"
The doctor said, "Them... they're just my Medicaid patients."
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