"Square Boobs" joke

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Anonym:and the day is saved! thanks to Jenny
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Anonym:why is the writer of this joke probably blond? Because tissue boxes are not square, theyre rectangular prisms
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Anonym:I just see next Japanese invention... square bra's :)))))
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