"Stages of Success" joke

At age 4, success is... not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 55, success is... having money.
At age 65, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 80, success is... having friends.
At age 85, success is... not peeing your pants.

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